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jokey joke?
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Question by pescador: jokey joke?
SON OF A BITCH FISH
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he
hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, “Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!”
“Son, I’m a priest. Your language is uncalled for!”
“No, Father, that’s what kind of fish it is — a Son of a Bitch fish!”
“Really? Well, then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!”
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
“Father, that’s the biggest Son of a Bitch I’ve ever seen.”
“Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?”
“Why, eat it of course. You’ve never tasted anything as good as
Son of a Bitch!”
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
“Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!”
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, “Father!”
“It’s OK, Sister. That’s what kind of fish it is — a Son of a Bitch fish!”
“Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?”
“Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a
Son of a Bitch.”
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit
in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
“I’ll even clean the Son of a Bitch,” she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
“What are you doing Sister?”
“Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop’s dinner.”
“Sister! I’ll clean it if you’re so upset! Please watch your language!”
“No, no, no, it’s called a Son of a Bitch fish.”
“Really? Well, in that case, I’ll fix up a great meal to go with it,
and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!”
“Let me know when you’ve finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch.”
On the night of the new Bishop’s visit, everything was perfect. The Friar
had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, “This is great fish, where did you get it?”
“I caught that Son of a Bitch!” proclaimed the proud priest.
“And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!” exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, “And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!”
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he said,
“You fuckers are my kind of people!”
Best answer:
Answer by MartynP
LOL
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“Fishing-Boat” (1926) – Michael Axelos
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“Fishing-Boat” (1926) – Michael Axelos
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Michael Axelos (1877-1965)
Fishing-Boat, 1926
oil on canvas
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Μιχαήλ Αξελός (1877-1965)
Τράτα, 1926
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“Fishing-Boats” (1887) – Constantinos Volanakis
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Constantinos Volanakis (1837-1907)
Fishing-Boats, 1887
oil on canvas
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Κωνσταντίνος Βολανάκης (1837-1907)
Ψαρόβαρκες, 1887
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Chapter 22.5 Jousting Tournament
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Chapter 22.5 Jousting Tournament
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Question by : When we wake up and realize that there is more difference in the races than just “Skin Color”?
Just look at Rwanda, Zimbabwe, Papua New Guinea, Haiti compared to Sweden, Denmark and what is left of the USA, ETC. Yes I will get the usual “The White man stole their gold and diamonds”, those are just trinkets, really not worth anything compared to growing food and building a house out of something more than mud and animal poop. Those black countries haven’t changed (can’t) in thousands of years, leave them alone. We “Whites” need to get out of Africa and let them do whatever they will do, no aid, no anything, we are hated no matter what we do. The old statement “Give an African a fish, he will eat for a day, teach him to fish, he will eat the bait” sums this up. Just check out Detroit, St. Louis, New Orleans, D.C. and on and on, all black ran cities, see the results? Over 50 countries in Africa, most flat out crap, only ones there that are fit to live in are the ones where Whites are involved. Yes, many can’t wait to give me a “violation” on this, but if you do that means you know this is fact and ” You Can’t Handle the Truth”. And yes I will be attacked about grammar, that’s all they got.
Best answer:
Answer by Shortie
Awww I’m shaking my head in shame for being associated with a white person like you!!
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Q&A: Whats normal amount of times for sex for a couple after 3 years?
Posted by: | CommentsQuestion by john g: Whats normal amount of times for sex for a couple after 3 years?
I’m 50, she 44, at first (for 6mths or so) we would do it every night or so. She was so HOT I mean really Crave this between us. At some point around a year she told me ” this will slow down because we had no partners for 5 yrs and we “both” craved it because of the drought, 2 years later we now do it once every 2- 3 months, Well I crave it the same as before with her, I love everything about her and love doing all things together with her, Especially this very personal thing. I really dig her, Iv told how I feel, She’s said she on a skin med that causes low libido but sounds like a excuse, I’m really not pressuring her but I still want to be close in this way, Iv had this talk (about doing it more often) many times, Sometimes I said it perfectly sometimes not, after going to sleep for the 300th time in a sweat, well Its a problem. Today I overheard someone say “no need to bait the hook, fish is in the boat” is that what this is? Someone help me understand this, am i wrong?
Best answer:
Answer by POGI_man
twice a week is good…
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Can you understand Japanese text? Could you help me find some art?
Posted by: | CommentsQuestion by Lehcar: Can you understand Japanese text? Could you help me find some art?
I am looking specifically for a couple of postcards by artist Wakamatsu Kaori.
The postcards are at the bottom of this page: http://gb-blog.seesaa.net/archives/200908-1.html
(One features a man with a blue betta fish, the other a woman with a maroon fish.)
The artist mentions the online stores “Komumani” (wasn’t able to find that one) and FEWMANY. I found some Wakamatsu products on FEWMANY, but not what I’m looking for.
Could anyone find somewhere that I can buy these postcards?
Best answer:
Answer by bossansan
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/shufarm/c/0000000116/
you may buy it here.
but I don’t know whether the japanese store ships to foreign countries or not.
you had better to ask at the store.
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Question for a cop regarding searching vehicles and traffic stops in general.?
Posted by: | CommentsQuestion by mrtedhead: Question for a cop regarding searching vehicles and traffic stops in general.?
A person pulled over for a minor traffic violation and the officer asks to search your vehicle. The driver does not wish to give “consent” to the search and politely tells the officer that. I know the officer still may search the vehicle by means other than “consent” whether it be warranted or unwarranted.
1.) If searched without consent does the officer have to specify for what and where he is looking or is it a “fishing trip” in your vehicle for anything he might find?
2.) Are locked trunks and gloveboxes excluded without warrants for them specifically?
3.) Is it more trouble than its worth to not give consent if you know there is nothing illegal in your vehicle but do not want your privacy violated?
4.) What would the police consider a “respectful way for a citizen to not give consent”?
Thanks in advance, I do not have the years of experience and training that a cop has so my perspectives are probably different. I would assume they would be able to determine peoples motives.
mikeyso:
1. No, but it is not a fishing expedition. Searches not based on consent must (normally) be based on probable cause and by definition, you’d have to know what you were searching for before you’d have probable cause.
A) I would assume that anything found during that search would still be seized though right? If so, then it basically is a fishing trip.
Example: You have probable cause that a person is in possession of an unregistered machine gun. You find a bag of drugs stashed in a thermos, but no machine gun anywhere in the car.
B.) Obviously the drugs would get seized, but would it be admissible in court?
Best answer:
Answer by plrbear
lol dang.. thats so messed..
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What is the funniest thing that has happened to you or someone else while fishing?
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Question by Lady: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you or someone else while fishing?
I remember when I was small, I went fishing with my Dad, Uncle, Cousin, and Sister at a local lake in the area. I don’t exactly remember what happened, but somehow, my cousin ended up falling into the lake and dropped his pole into the water. Next thing I hear, my Uncle shouts, “MY POLE!!!” and jumps into the lake, not after his son, but after the fishing pole. I couldn’t believe it as he swam past his son (who thankfully knew how to swim) and dove three times until he finally found his pole again. Just goes to show how much fishing matters to him.
Hi Eveyone! I just wanted to say, “Thank-you!” for responding and sharing all these wonderful stories with me. Many of them were so funny I couldn’t stop laughing (nor breathe)! That’s why I can’t pick just one story because they were all so good! So, I’m going to put this question to vote so you can decide which story you thought was the funniest. Thanks again everyone and good luck fishing out there!
Best answer:
Answer by Cross
It didn’t happen to me, but this one time, this dude’s mailbox ended up in the water… (Still haven’t figured out how, but definitely one of those WTF moments).
The guy was pretty angry afterwards that no-one saved it.
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Q&A: Megaman Battle Network 6 Cybeast greger?
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Question by gideonlol@sbcglobal.net: Megaman Battle Network 6 Cybeast greger?
ok im at the part where i have to open the safe for this one navi and it says “1 dolphin” “10 Penguin” and “100 Seeangel fish”…whats the combination?
Best answer:
Answer by wenhan333
564
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