How do I get my wife to have a threesome?
ByI want to have a threesome with my wife and her sister, but she doesn’t want to. She says that she isn’t bisexual, but aren’t all girls a little bit bi? For example, look at a men’s magazine, say Maxim, what is on the cover? A hot chick. Now look at Cosmopolitan, what is on the cover? A hot chick. Case in point right there. Now, I don’t expect them to mess around together, maybe just have them both give me a hummer or something. I don’t know, I guess that I would settle for some other chick and my wife, but she still won’t do it. How do I get her to stop being such a prude?
Secondly, since it just popped into my head and I am already on Yahoo, how do I get her to stop cooking so much damn chicken? Fried chicken, baked chicken, BBQ chicken. I mean honestly, can’t we have fish or something?
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May 5th, 2011 at 1:59 am
No absolutely not. Not all women are a little bit BI. That is just a male driven misogynistic fantasy that the media wants you to believe. What you are suggesting is reprehensible and disgusting. Your wife would have every reason to leave you just by suggesting it. If you talk her into it you are likely to doom your marriage to failure
May 5th, 2011 at 2:50 am
nice question.
May 5th, 2011 at 3:06 am
your just weird
May 5th, 2011 at 3:13 am
wel to be honest i think ur being selfish.. at least shes making an effort. If you dont like what she cooks, cook your own dinner.
And no you CANT make her do anything she dont want to do so if she says no its a no. Not all women are bi, its just what men lilke to think. Just get the idea out your head and be pleased your getting anything at all.
May 5th, 2011 at 3:39 am
Question 1: You are not marriage material.
Question 2: Go grocery shopping and cook it yourself.
May 5th, 2011 at 4:32 am
I don’t know about all girls being “a little bit bi”, but I am absolutely certain that very few girls are a little bit incestuous. Having a threesome is one thing, but with her sister is just weird.
Everyone has their fantasies/fetishes, and although it might be nice of her to give yours a chance sometime, you have to respect the fact that she’s not interested.
As for the chicken, why don’t you come up with some dinner ideas of your own, or even better, cook dinner yourself, if you’re not happy with what she makes?
May 5th, 2011 at 5:20 am
Reading your posting I feel you are relying to much on what you see in the media and do not understand the difference. You state you feel that all girls are a bit bi due to the fact women are on the cover of magazines commonly read by women. One line of thought would be if all women are straight then men would be on the cover. Unfortunately that is not the case women are on magazine covers for a variety of reasons including the fact that a woman would not read a woman orientated magazine if it had a dog on the cover every week. Allot of times women are on the cover do to the fact it shows a commonality with them and that the magazine is for them.
Another issue is only about 2% – 10% of all women have had at least one bi experience and about 14% of all adults in the US have had at least one threesome. That means at least 90% of all women are straight and about 86% of adults have not had a threesome. I would therefore have to disagree with your belief that all women are at least a bi.
Moving on your wife is an adult who is able to make choices for herself. This means she is fully capable of saying yes or no to a threesome. If she says no then there is no way you can get her change her mind on the idea of a threesome and you will have to accept it. Normally I would say give her time she might come around but your posting is quite aggressive so I would not expect her change her mind unless she was threatened.
My advice is this accept her decision and love her for who she is. Your posting seems to suggest you have a fantasized idea of what a threesome is and I suspect you would not be able to emotionally cope with a real one. I would also recommend that you learn about the realities of having a threesome and all of the risks that can go along with having one. They are allot different than porno movies and what is discussed in magazines like Maxim.
May 5th, 2011 at 5:59 am
Okay, the one thing that I find most disturbing about all of this and for some reason nobody has brought up yet is that even IF all women were a little bi, DO YOU THINK THEY WANT TO BE BI WITH THEIR SISTER? Dude!
Also, having a problem with your wife not wanting to have a threesome is telling your wife that she isn’t enough for you, idiot.
And the chicken thing, if you want something different, you COULD ask her… OR you could cook yourself. My wife and I cook together most of the time. It’s a good thing to do together… and seeing how crappy and selfish of a husband you obviously are, you definitely could use the quality time.
Generally I just answer math questions, but this post was just too ridiculous to ignore.