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I need fishing tips?
ByI am a fisherman, and I have gone for 84 days without catching any fish at all. I am considered so unlucky, that the parents of Manolin, my apprentice, forbade him to go fishing with me, and send him out with more lucky fishermen. I need some new fishing tips and tricks to end this streak of bad luck. Do you know of any, and what are they?
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August 28th, 2011 at 6:02 am
Start a website that looks like another website that unsuspecting people will be lured into…and then get mad and disappointed at that they were fooled.
August 28th, 2011 at 6:05 am
Smoke cigars and grow old.
August 28th, 2011 at 6:13 am
Don’t worry Santiago, you’ll catch something soon, though I’m not sure it’ll be worth the wait.
August 28th, 2011 at 6:38 am
Are you an Old Man? Do you live near The Sea?
August 28th, 2011 at 6:41 am
Here’s a fishing tip for you, Santi. Put the fish into a coma with endless talk about a baseball player with a bone spur. Then, when the fish’s eyes are glazed over with boredom, hit it over the head with an oar and haul it into your boat.