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Is there a MacGuyver-esque way to fashion birth control with a lemon peel, fishing lure, and accordion?
ByOtherwise I’m striking out tonight….
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11 Comments
September 11th, 2010 at 11:55 am
You don’t need the lemon peel…
September 11th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, but most of it is unprintable
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accordion between the knees
September 11th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
No, but fishskin,superglue and whistling works.
September 11th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
good luck with that
September 11th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
*thinks* hmmmm, not sure about that ….
Do you have … a latex glove, vaseline and a rubberband?
Because then i might be able to offer a viable solution.
xoxo ?
The Beans™ hearts The Dalek™ *raises glass* here’s to hoping you get lucky….
September 11th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Dalek…..Take a cold shower and get a good night’s sleep.
September 11th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
HMMM …. go with the double fishing lure & I think you have a winner!
September 11th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I doubt if there is any feasible way to make it work on humans,( Although hysterical convulsive laughter may impair ‘ performance’ somewhat ) but I can assure you that if you take these implements to a pond nearby.
And persevere being the ardent angler it will certainly have a devastating effect on the fish population in there.
September 11th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
You’re gonna need a lot of lemon peel…….a helluva lot.
Though, to be perfectly honest, if you’re worried about getting someone pregnant, just walk around with your accordion at *all times.* I call this the “Weird Al Yankovic method.” Trust me, it works.
Well, unless you run into one of those hot accordion chicks. That’s where the lemon peel comes in.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Ask Selma and Patty Bouvier of the Simpsons, failing that, you might adopt the result as a love child.
Rose P.
September 11th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Is the fishing lure made of copper? If so then you’re in business cuz copper is naturally spermicidal. If the lure is feathered for her pleasure, so much the better… =)
and use the lemon peel to add some zest to the dozen vodka tonics you’ll have to ply her with to get her to think that accordion is a guitar.