What’s with the valet parking at all the parties my boyfriend takes me to?
ByMy new boy friend keeps taking me to these parties in great big fancy housing out in the hills.
They are really great everyone is so friendly ! And they never let your glass get empty and always make you feel really welcome.
I just think it is weir how they ask you for your keys when you arrive then put them in a big bowl, well more like a fish tank thingy.
What kind of a house party has valet parking. I guess these people are REALLY rich, so that’s normal?
I would just ask my boyfriend but he is never around at the end of the party, he is such a nice guy he ends up having to go help a family member or someone at work needs something.
He always makes sure that there is someone to drive me home though (these guys always make a pass at me but I don’t say anything because I don’t want to seem rude after these people have been so warm to me)
Any ways, I don’t have enough f=money right now for a fancy car so I’m a little embarrassed to gve the driver (or whatever) my keys. Do you think It would look weird if I just said that I would rather park my own car, they could watch me if it would make them feel better.
Oh yeah sorry that is why I want to take my own car because I am sick of going with my boyfriend then him not being around at the end and having to get a lift
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September 15th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Scuzzy, these guys want to drive you without using a car.
September 15th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
You kinda trip yourself up in your question, why would someone be driving you home if you take your car. Sounds more like the start of some sleazy middle aged man’s fantasy than an actual etiquette question.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
They can’t be that rich, as some of their leather chaps are missing parts on the back :S
September 15th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I’d watch that sh!t.
September 15th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Er… that’s not valet parking. That’s confiscating your keys so you don’t drink and drive after the party.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
No, it’s not normal and it is not a valet service. It is a game and you are at a swinger’s party. Your keys are put into a bowl and then randomly selected by someone else’s date. You are intended to have sex with this person. However, I have a strong inclination you are not this naive and that this question is a joke. Good luck in life.
September 15th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
wow, i haven’t seen those since the 70′s
September 15th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
I think that is the only way your fat slobofahusband can get any.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Yes, it’s a swap party. See the movie “The Ice Storm”, with Sigourney Weaver. It was a 70s fad.
September 15th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
I smell something… I don’t know if it was a bull or a horse that dunnit though.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Just come over to my house. We can both park our shi*ty cars in the driveway and drink some Boone’s Farm wine. Good times.